January 2010
78 posts
Holmes, House, Typography
(Here’s an attempt at a review, because I’m so qualified)
In Architecture, the effect of beautiful design is magnified by how a person arrives to experience it. That is to say that with a movie, the experience in getting there is much expanded by how one gets there.
Good thing for Holmes because it came right after a trailer for Iron Man 2, where Robert Downie Junior is big...
December 2009
88 posts
Chubby Bunny
Eugene W. Lau: Are we doing this Picnic thing?
Chiravann Uch: do you want to ? i dont wanna disappoint your week
Eugene W. Lau: I just want to spend some time with you
Eugene W. Lau: we can do anything I don't care
Eugene W. Lau: we can do a really complicated puzzle
Eugene W. Lau: or sudoku
Eugene W. Lau: or read to each other
Eugene W. Lau: Or learn sign language together
Chiravann Uch: well i have no ride to places
Eugene W. Lau: we can just walk
Chiravann Uch: i have a puzzle
Eugene W. Lau: I just want to see you
Chiravann Uch: LOL your funny
Chiravann Uch: i look the same
Chiravann Uch: my cheeks got bigger
Eugene W. Lau: Yea, I guess I'm being silly
WatchMatt and Kim/ Grand/ Lesson Learned
Another Life Goal,
Life Partner and I walk down a busy street stripping
WatchGirls/ Girls/ Hell Hole Rat Race
Life Goals
I’ll be more of a hypocrite if I do New Years resolutions so here are some life goals.
1. Get into a fight
2. Lose a fight
3. Win a fight
4. Be able to tailor my own clothes
5. Make a living by being creative
6. Own my own business/ Don’t let work get in the way of personal pleasure
7. Make most of my own food
8. Not to keep up with the Jonses just to do it
9. Keep up to date...
Sun Light
Man I could really go for some sun light, like seriously.
LIKE SERIOUSLY.
I need to go outside and I’m going to scream.
Should be seeing Up in the Air today, and I really feel like doing something right now.
I guess I’ll just read.
Fix Up Look Sharp
Fix Up Look Sharp
And I do, with this bow tie and harp
I wear this suit in concert, and all I hear are the strings
It’s a sad song, and I just cry, waiting for my part
An upswing, and the drums come in
My heart beats in anticipation
I blush in embaressment
who would have thought you made me pick this up
This harp, such a delicate instrument
You’ve made me a man,
Here’s...
Romance
Cheyenne Wong: it was boss
Cheyenne Wong: EUGENE
Cheyenne Wong: got any new years plans?
Eugene W. Lau: Sam is planning something with the guys
Eugene W. Lau: but it depends on if anything else comes up
Eugene W. Lau: I'LL FLAKE ON ANYBODY
Cheyenne Wong: cat
Eugene W. Lau: yep
Cheyenne Wong: why
Eugene W. Lau: Cause life get's more interesting sometimes
Eugene W. Lau: and you gotta make sacrifices
Cheyenne Wong: what would be more interesting on new years
Eugene W. Lau: Watching fire works with a girl I like
Eugene W. Lau: or a guy I like
Eugene W. Lau: SOMETHING COOL
Eugene W. Lau: AND MEMORABLE
Eugene W. Lau: Or hanging out with guys
Eugene W. Lau: Sam really wants to go to Hooters
Chiravann Uch: my tummy stopped hurting !
Eugene W. Lau: and shit that is irrelavent
Eugene W. Lau: YAY
Chiravann Uch: i feel better but not my best
Eugene W. Lau: I'm sure when you wake up you'll feel right as rain
Chiravann Uch: i feel like im gonna have dark circles under my evil eye
Eugene W. Lau: I love that picture of you on Tumblr
Chiravann Uch: i took that in the bathroom
Eugene W. Lau: I want to go to WALGREEN
Chiravann Uch: before i was gonna take a dump
Eugene W. Lau: and print wallet size
Eugene W. Lau: HAHAH
Eugene W. Lau: YES
Eugene W. Lau: YES
John Legend D.D.S.
Version:1.0 StartHTML:0000000105 EndHTML:0000010327 StartFragment:0000000127 EndFragment:0000010307 (2:00:19 AM) Chiravann Uch: i have 6 cavities, i think i should show some mercy (2:00:32 AM) Eugene W. Lau: Holy crap (2:00:40 AM) Eugene W. Lau: I had 7 (2:00:43 AM) Eugene W. Lau: at one check up (2:00:53 AM) Eugene W. Lau: That was like a 4 hour sit in (2:01:01 AM) Eugene W. Lau: that...
Toilet Humor
Chiravann Uch: my tummy hurtss
Eugene W. Lau: Still paranoid?
Eugene W. Lau: RUB IT
Eugene W. Lau: get a book, and book it to the bathroom?
Chiravann Uch: i thinkthats what it was
Chiravann Uch: its not poo-able
Eugene W. Lau: You've got unresolved feelings
Chiravann Uch: so its gonna be on tumblr ?!
“Girls have small penises and guys have huge clits.”
– unicornsandshit (More Like Eugene W. Lau ;-) )
Alice Han: okay
Alice Han: it's terrible huh?
Eugene W. Lau: no
Eugene W. Lau: it's fine
Eugene W. Lau: I hate it when people call essays shit
Eugene W. Lau: I'm all for positive reinforcement
Alice Han: thanks
Alice Han: someone just totally dissed it
Alice Han: so im like, not in a good mood
Eugene W. Lau: like who?
Eugene W. Lau: LET'S BEAT THEM UP
Eugene W. Lau: WITH GUN VIOLENCE
Alice Han: my friend's friend proofread it
Alice Han: ...
Alice Han: Eugene
Eugene W. Lau: well the prompt doesn't need you in it
Eugene W. Lau: but it's nice you put yourself in there
Eugene W. Lau: The third sentence is un-needed
Eugene W. Lau: in the third paragraph
Eugene W. Lau: "I WAS NOMINATED..."
Alice Han: i read some sample ones with different prompts from previous years, and the majority of them have a lot of personal stuff
Alice Han: alright
Eugene W. Lau: You can use more of the active voice
Eugene W. Lau: give me as sec to reword something
Eugene W. Lau: check out the sentence I put at the bottom
Eugene W. Lau: it's 20 words less than the highlighted selection
Alice Han: okay
Eugene W. Lau: (also it may not be grammactically correct all the way, but you get my point)
Eugene W. Lau: Isn't this fun
Eugene W. Lau: YOU'LL BE DOING THIS TO YOUR PERSONAL STATEMENT FOR LIKE HOURS
Eugene W. Lau: HAHA
Alice Han: and you'll be helping me :-)
Eugene W. Lau: OH GOD
Eugene W. Lau: can I just be drunk and wasted
Eugene W. Lau: and then vomit
Alice Han: no underage drinking
Eugene W. Lau: Fine
Eugene W. Lau: So I go to school in Europe
Eugene W. Lau: where it's okay to drink at 14
Alice Han: Oxford?
Alice Han: good luck
Eugene W. Lau: any school
Eugene W. Lau: just live there for a week
Alice Han: lol
Alice Han: okay so my friend's friend is proofreading
Alice Han: goddamn they are mean
Too Much Information
Eugene W. Lau: Dude Cheyenne
Eugene W. Lau: this is TMI
Eugene W. Lau: But I freaked out
Eugene W. Lau: My chest hair is growing
Eugene W. Lau: it's like longer
Cheyenne Wong: thats kind of cool
Eugene W. Lau: It's probably why I've been so angry recently
Eugene W. Lau: too much testerone
Cheyenne Wong: oh boy
Cheyenne Wong: lol chest hair
Peace and Aeroplanes
So I was showering a few moments back, and I just found something out that I’ve know for quite a bit
I really like putting my cheek agasint my shoulder, my left one to be exact.
It’s so comfortable, like I’m at peace with the world.
I just close my eyes and let my ears and cheek take turns with the shoulder, listening to the sound like an ocean tide coming in and leaving as...
“The Dresden atrocity, tremendously expensive and meticulously planned, was so...”
– Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughter House Five
“It is not possible to describe! Explosion after explosion. It was beyond belief,...”
– Lothar Metzger, survivor 2/13-15/1945 Dresden Firebombing
Rainbows, Sunshine, Delicious Kool Aid
They be calllin’ you a fake ass bitch
They Screaming You acting like a fool
When did you rat out like a snitch
You never had bitches rounding your pool
But this is me going off on what they say
this is me not knowing how you play
I don’t know your game, I’m a consumer whore
Magazine racks define my world, teen 17, glamor
So how do you doing, don’t need to rule the...
I'm Pretty Sure I saw Amy Tan today
I’m pretty sure I saw Amy Tan today.
Amy Tan, a hero to Asian Americans, could have been at Laney College today. The reason why I’m so unsure is due to the fact that it might be unlikely that she was at such a humble city college
I was going to post this this in the summer, but some how it seems so much more relevant.
I love you Photoshop, SO MUCH
All Teenagers have problems.
A Collective Angst.
Forgive me, it makes me chuckle.
What's really important
Cheyenne Wong: MERRY CHRISTMAS~
Eugene W. Lau: Damn missed 11:11
Cheyenne Wong: nothing
Eugene W. Lau: this sucks
Cheyenne Wong: and i missed it too
Anger
150 words
GO FOR IT
GRR
FUCK
YES ARG
GOD FUCKING DAMN SHIT TITTY CRAP ASS FUCKER MAN, I HATE THIS SHIT, TYPING ANGRY HERER
OFH AG\0DAUGA O
GAAG AUFKC AFAFAFHA
SHIT FACE FDDGA
Emoticons
I think I’m done with emoticons.
;-)
;-/
;-D
Yep, I’m finished with them. Just plain done.
It’s not like I hate using them , it’s nice to insert one here and there, but lately I’ve been using it too much.
So that’s it. Emoticons, done with you for now.
(>^_^(>0_0)> Happy Holidays
Mika/ Touches You/ The Boy Who Knew Too Much
So...
Tap My Shoulder, and I Scream My Head Off
I have headphones on, and the only thing I hear is music.
Someone behinds me makes a noise or taps me on the shoulder near me.
My peripheral nervous system reacts and tells my voice box to go for the gold.
I scream.
For 5 seconds.
I identify the threat, and it is not one at all. I’m safe.
I’m still screaming.
Shit
Superstiously Stumped At Accuracy →
Lonely Lovely Boy Blue
So I’m writing a response to fellow blogger Charles Lam of whom I follow with much enthusiasm.
He wrote how he can switch his personality to befit that of another person and with his charms befriend people with much ease. He writes how no one has said anything truly ill of him to produce feelings of hate.
It bothers him.
My friend is be a master of masks.
He is the Houdini of masks, able...
Listen
Bare-Foot Break Dancer
I had a weird week.
I’ve been pretty lazy about college applications for Private Schools, and while I was fucking that up, I was hurting my standing in my family.
My mom, dad and sister are easy to forgive but they never forget. I don’t thank enough for how well they treat me. Sometimes I can be a pretty shitty son.
Luckily enough I kind of did everything last minute and I am ready...
