July 2009
23 posts
Numbers
Relevant.
That’s a word, and that’s also a clue ;-)
Numbers as symbols have plenty of meaning. From debt, to points in a game, to superstition and myth. 15 Love is a point in Tennis. 2nd base is where one gets to see a nipple. 100% is an Ace exam.
It is not suprising to see people that are worried about numbers. “How many facebook notfications do I get?!” “How many...
I'm a bad bad boy...
Well, that isn’t necessarily correct. I’m not what many would call a total ass hat, but the thing that is truly troubling to me is how bad of a writer I’m turning out to be.
Or maybe I’m just a lazy editor. The totality of my posts could be better written with more style, humor, rhetoric, relavent examples and sexay dialouge.
This applies across the board with every I...
The Pie Eater
(519): He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/view/50642
I'm a little pissed.
Today is July 26th.
I’m a little mad.
I’m listening to Girl Talk/ Feed the Animals/2008
Actually I’m pretty pissed.
This may be due to a social conflict in my unconscious I can’t know about without Psychoanalytic therapy, but I only know that because I had a shit load of homework to do today.
Actually seeing a Hoed up version of “I Fail At Blogging” made my...
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Morals Vs Ethics
That is the question of the 1999 movie Election. It stars Reese Witherspoon and Matthew Broderick (<3), and is a comedy focusing on cheating in both an school election and in marriage. It’s naughty subject material is shot in an almost clean, after school special style.
It’s a great movie, but I was a bit uncomfortable watching a blow job scene with my Mom and Sister in the same...
Keep It, Lose it
I have to declare how clean my room is now.
Knowing how ridiculous being a pack rat is, and motivation to cleanse are the two major contributing factors to having a clean room.
I’ve realized that I don’t need most of the shit that I bring back from school, papers, useless tests, and used binders. The stuff animals, and the toys sitting abandoned don’t need to host dust parties,...
Lithium Oxygen Valium Ecstacy
I’m a romantic. Swirly red clouds and torrents of arrows dipped with blood and chocolate fill my ideal Valentines day.
Flowers corrupting the concrete jungle that we inhabit, sprout and shine a gold yellow sheen, and have Cherubs frolick and dance among the pollen infested love fest.
Is it too much to have people swell their hearts like ridiculous heart shaped ballons whenever they see a...
Naughty or Nice
or
Bitchy
or Whiny
or Moody
or Nice
Have a Happy Period....
– Taken from a promotional card from Always
Daily Post # 1
Hey how are you,
This is me, Eugene.
As you might not know, I used to maintain a blog on blogsome, and while that was fun, it ultimately wasn’t very fun to update.
I should talk about my work ethic for a bit here, and even try to guilt myself a little bit as well.
My last blog was a product of a 7th grade introvert, a boy of thoughtless words and ball dropping awkwardness. You could say...